Lake House Part Deux Visit

I had been down a couple visiting some friends in SC, as I was about to leave my buddy calls me and ask if I could come to TN for a few days. So like any red blooded American I call in to work, and drive across the southern half of the blue ridge parkway and meet up for a few days, Kind of scope the place out for a bit. then my buddy tells me that he's gonna try and have a get together for a weekend. we start hatching this plan... He's going to invite mostly couples, myself, and this girl that I've liked for a long time. All I have to do is catch a ride with her close to my home and plant some seeds... A couple days go by and I end up talking to the girl that I like and I ask her if I can hitch hike south with her for that weekend, and she's all about it. Not gonna lie I just kind of walked blindly into it. A few things you have to understand about this chick is she really doesn't talk much, she's pretty socially awkward most of the time, she's sort of mean when you first meet her. Truth be told I wasn't even sure why I liked her, well other than we act just alike. As the trip approaches I'm kind of starting to wonder if maybe this was a mistake. 3+ hour drive, what are we gonna chat about, is it going to be a trip full of silence??? I mean obliviously I knew I was going to have to take the bull by the horns here. So I'm on my way to our meeting spot and I really don't want to get there early because I'm parking in a neighbor hood next to my buddy's brother's house and it's like 1am people will think I'm casing the place or something... So I'm taking my sweet time like driving miss Daisy sweet time, and I still beat her there by like 20 minutes. She shows up and like Jumps out of the car just bouncing off the fucking wall, I guess she was excited... So I pile all my shit in her car and we start with the small talk. We talk about anything and everything. She told me how she bought candy and Christmas ornaments for the elderly people where she works, she told me about each and everyone of her dogs, She told me a few of the crazy things that's happen to her. I mean we talked the whole trip and there may have been a minute and a half worth of silence the whole ride. Not gonna lie I was loving it. so we're almost to where we're going I mean like maybe a half mile from the house and it's maybe 4am by this point, my buddy calls. Him: "hey dude where you at?" Me: "dude... Took a wrong turn... I'm close to (whereever)" Him: "you're shitting me..." Me: "I wish I were dude..." His ol lady: (in the back ground) "what! WHAT! HAND ME THAT FUCKING PHONE!!!" Me: "heyyyyyy" His Ol lady: "don't you fucking heyyyyy me, where the fuck are you!!!" Me: "I told ya I got turned around" His Ol lady: (talking to the girl I'm with) "hey there sweetie did you guys stop to eat or something cause it's ok if you did I'm just wondering???" Girl with me: "No... We Just got lost..." His Ol lady: "give the pone back to him..." His Ol lady: "are you a retared fuck?!?!" Me: (as I'm opening the back door) "really... You have to call my education out..." His Ol lady: "fuck you..." So we walk straight to the kitchen sit down at the island and start poring drinks. We're all making fun of my buddy's ol lady from going from 0 to 60 and flying off the damn handle so quick. Before I know it the Suns coming up and I need sleep, I'd already been up like 36 hours or something... the next day we all wake up and the girls all go wine tasting, my buddy is sick with the flu which I now have on a side now (thanks dick), and the other guy is face deep in his phone. So I decided to hook a projector up and watch some movies started out with some of the Rodger Moore bond classics, and shuter down with Frogs (a horror movie with more toads than frogs) the scariest part of that movie was seeing Sam Elliot without a mustache. The other dude there starts saying words like hoagie and cheese fries so we find like the only place that will drive out in the sticks to deliver any kind of food. I can't decide on which hoagie I want so I order two, I figured my buddy would want one anyway. I ended up giving him the ol sampler platter have western bbq half meatball. The girls all roll in about 8 or so, I'd been drinking since, well since I walked in the night before... My buddy had been napping, and the other guy was eating and saying words. they roll in with ping pong balls and a 20 pack of off brand solo cups that actually contained 19. Long story short I was gods gift to beer pong that night, I couldn't be beat, I even took my glasses off and I was still undefeated... after I kicked ass I watched the girl I'm into get on the floor and play with the young golden retriever that was there, not gonna lie, I'm into dog girls... I start doing this thing in my "monster truck arena" voice "Jason Voorhees, Molly Ringwald, Face the trouble of being a adolescent girl. In 16 candles!!!" So that was a think for a while, we just kind of went back and fourth with 80's movies because my buddy and myself are the only two old enough to remember 80's movies. As the night moves on people starting to dwindle down. the young ones when to bed early, followed by my sick buddy, so it's me the girl I like, and my buddy's ol lady still fighting the good fight playing some sort of Disney game, I'm putting in the good fight but I'm still getting my ass kicked, for the record I think it was a loaded game. about 3 times during this game the girl I like keeps saying things like "lets watch Spectre" "we're going to watch Spectre, right?" but she only says it loud enough for me to hear her and no one else. We moved on to rummy and the girl I like starts getting sort of odd it's like she's just trying to be like super annoying to my buddy's ol lady just so she'll go to bed, which to be honest I was all about, a little alone time never hurt anyone. So about 20 minutes of her being all annoying and she went to bed. I grab myself a glass of water and head for the couch and she's leaning over a stool in the kitchen, she looks up at me and in her sweetest little voice says "take a shot with me" in my mind I'm like "FUCK... DO I HAVE TO..." but it came out as "OOOOOOKKKKKKKK..." Pineapple coconut rum... Between the this point and the 5 minutes earlier that my buddy's ol lady went to bed her attitude completely changed, she's dancing around all happy not annoying at all, more just pleasant to be around. she brings out this Ecig thing I've never tried it, she's never tried it, so we tried it. It wasn't bad tasted kind of like burnt marshmallows. Here is a fun fact for everyone when I can blow smoke rings I have to be totally fucked up, so I was sitting there blowing smoke ring after smoke ring completely messed up and she looks over and says "teach me?" and I'm all like "maybe..." I tried but I didn't have the words to describe it... so she keeps wondering around the room dancing and stuff, then she pulls up her shirt and says I really need to loose a few pound so I can wear this (what ever) that reveals her mid section, not gonna lie I was looking and it looked pretty flat already to me. She kind of looks at me for a minute and says like super quietly "miss money penny scheduled a masturbation session..." not gonna lie that caught me completely off guard FYI we're both like super into James Bond and my pee pee probably sneezed a little like the mind was willing but the body was shutting down kind of thing, and she keeps trying to get me to take more shots. I kind of feel like she was trying black me out for some reason... We all wake up the next day, I have a little hair of the dog (amaretto and hot chocolate) personally I feel like there are a few drinks which qualify as a good breakfast drink (mimosas, bloody Marys, amaretto & chocolate, and tequila but only if there are biscuits and gravy involved...) everyone is having breakfast when I walk in and I ask my buddy's ol lady if she put amaretto in those pancakes, of course she didn't... so I made this Amaretto and syrup concoction, that was amazing. I finish eating and we pack up. we're on our way north and we don't really say much for the first 20 minutes or so, I think it's because we're both worn out, but I start thinking I'm not going to waste this opportunity so I start talking to her about her plans in school and what she plans to do after that, so we're back to chatting it up, we talk about some of our worst fears (most of them being pretty much the same), we talked about traveling abroad, we talked about the bond movies. We pulled over at maybe one of the worst K-marts in America I do believe. she had to go to the bathroom and ask if I would go to the K-mart and we go in the store I'm in there maybe 2 minutes and I've been hit on 4 times, I've saw 5 people with a neck tattoo, a woman ran into me on purpose trying to pic pocket me, I walk out front and stand there for a moment and I watch a woman stealing things in her hoodie, and a man with a pug in lepord skins walks up and grunts at me "do you work here", and the girl I'm with can't seem to find a working bath room so she has to go in a men's room in the back she later tells me. so I'm thinking "lets get the fuck out of here" I get to the car and I find a whole book of like medical cards and shit someone has dropped so I had to walk that back in the store and the guy I handed it too acted like he had just won the lottery for some reason. It was weird to say the lest. so we're back on the interstate and we're talking about bonnaroo and how kick ass it would be if Tom Jones was there as a headliner, so now we're having a Tom Jones power hour and I start telling them about that cult bus from last year, by this time we're almost back to my truck and we have to go a little farther north to catch Spectre. we get there and their making us pic our seat as we buy our ticket, and I thought that was the weirdest damn thing, but we rolled in and they had reclining chairs with foot rest on them, it was pretty damn legit. I could tell that her and myself were the to most excited people in the room, she couldn't sit still and I couldn't stop ginning. Spectre was fucking fantastic for the record, especially with my specially smuggled in Twizzlers... The movies over and we're heading out, she thanks me for watching Spectre with her, I think her in return and she keeps smiling at me as we're leaving and we part ways for the night. "Jason Voorhees, meets Bill Murry. In Stripes!!!" "Jason Voorhees, cuts a rug with Kevin Bacon in Foot Loose!!!" "Jason Voorhees, Faces he toughest opponent yet in wrestle mania III, better watch out hulk Hogan!!!" "Jason Voorhees, finds himself among some other misunderstood youth in the breakfast club!!!" "Jason Voorhees, and Robin Leach, exploring the lifestyles of the rich and famous!!! "Jason Voorhees, and Rodger Moore, find more than they bargain for when they meet Grace Jones in A View To A kill!!! Voorhees, Jason Voorhees... You're welcome....